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ARI’S MASSIVE MASTERLIST

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Drarry

Age order, oldest first

The Sweatshirt Fiasco
Memorial
(on ao3 as “You’ve Got This”)
Painting a Poem
(only on ao3)
Fire
(aka the reason I never write angst)
Mirrors
(only on ao3)
One Click Away
(only on ao3)
Surprise Cupid
(only on ao3)
Can We?
What Did You Say?
Birthday
(a present to myself, only on ao3)
You’re a Mess, Potter
(only on ao3)

Drapple

Apple Skins & Nightmares
(hilarious crack fic, collab, only on ao3)

Dnf

The Boy in the Lighthouse
(only on ao3, multi chapter and in progress)

Uquiz

Age order, oldest first

Sorting Hat Quiz
Which Book Are You
Which Book, School Edition
Which Of My Family Members Are You
How Me Are You?
 [
2: electric boogaloo
] [
2022 edition
]
Song quiz [1] [2]
Survey quiz [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
Playlist quiz
Drarry fic rec - quiz style
Which Youtuber Should You Watch
What quiz should you make?
Dnf fic rec - quiz style (+ spreadsheet with all possible results
) [
part 2
]

Discord Servers

Uquiz
GHOSTS
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Sideblogs

Overflow/backup/ari 2.0 - @philwithoutachil
The Magnus Archives - @thats-a-good-cow
Posts I want to look back at later, mostly resources that’ll be useful in the future - @ari-savesforlater
Tiktoks I enjoy - @tiktoks-tailored-to-me
Shitposts, personal posts, and a lot of me talking to no one in particular. Basically, the blog where I only have original posts with no reblogs allowed. If you’ve ever wanted to see pure, non-influenced Ari Thoughts, this is the place to go - @damnokaysuremhm

Added notes

• If you’d like to see posts where I’ve added something in the tags or reblogs or any of my original posts, search for the tag “#ari talks”
• When I see posts that I think could be triggering/contain upsetting content, I’ll add the appropriate tags to that post as “#cw [content]”. For example, if a post contains paintings and I decide paintings is a content worth warning against, I’ll add the tag “#cw paintings”.
• I will almost definitely miss the tags on content that is a common trigger and should have a warning! When this inevitably happens, please send me an ask or message me asking to add the tags to the post. If I’ve already added cw tags to a post, but you think I missed some, don’t hesitate to message me! Especially if the post has “#ask to tag” added.
• However, please keep in mind that this is my blog, so while I welcome tag requests, it is ultimately my decision whether or not to add tags to a post. If something I post often is upsetting to you, the easiest way to avoid it is by unfollowing me or adding the op to your url filters.
• I use the tag “#ari answers” for asks. If you sent an anon and I answered it while you were away from tumblr, you can also search for “#anon”
• I occasionally add spoiler tags, but I often don’t. For example, I typically won’t tag dream smp spoilers but I will do my best to tag passerine (the fanfic) spoilers. Any spoilers will be tagged as “#[thing] spoilers”, meaning “#passerine spoilers”
my askbox is always open and anon is always on! You are more than welcome (encouraged even!) to send me asks about whatever, whenever!

This masterlist will be updated as new things are posted!

Pinned Post masterlist uquiz ari writes do not interact long post eh it's actually not that long rn ari talks LAST UPDATED: 11/11/2022
chaos-utopia
anarkiddo

like it might just be me but i think calling anyone’s degree “useless” and “a waste of time” is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and it’s not just because i’m an english major that’s a fucked up thing to say about any field. there’s a reason all of them exist and the world needs professionals from the fields western society deems “useless” more than ever.

anarkiddo

knowledge for the sake of knowledge, learning to really critically think, and collecting that knowledge to share with others will never be useless or a waste of time

dinosaurrainbowstarfish
phoenixyfriend

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

dinosaurrainbowstarfish
chaumas-deactivated20230115

my hot tip for dealing with children and younger teenagers: feign weakness. children are persistence predators and instinctively zero in on your vulnerabilities. offer them low-hanging fruit that you’re not really sensitive about and do not mind being relentlessly tormented over and they will be so focused on psychologically destroying you that they won’t realize you’ve held out a decoy insecurity to distract them with.

chaumas-deactivated20230115

noooo little jerkass boy don’t bully me about my silly hat and my cartoonish slang from the early 90’s I’m soooo insecure about these things

chaumas-deactivated20230115

no! no! don’t call me “four-eyes” because I wear glasses! anything but that!!!

big-urchin-energy
onyxedskies

what, if any, of your joints/bones pop or crack (other than your back)

fingers/toes

wrists/ankles

neck

knees

hips

elbows

collarbones

sternum

multiple (say in tags!)

are you guys ok???

i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is

all of them. my fingers AND knuckles crack. i crack my toes regularly my neck cracks my knees crack my hips don't crack but the joints connecting my legs to my torso do (same with my shoulders) elbows definitely crack and theyre the most annoying too i don't think my sternum cracks though nor do my collarbones I think oh and my wrists and ankles crack!! I'm a mess 👍 ari talks