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ARI’S MASSIVE MASTERLIST

My carrd!

Drarry

Age order, oldest first

The Sweatshirt Fiasco
Memorial
(on ao3 as “You’ve Got This”)
Painting a Poem
(only on ao3)
Fire
(aka the reason I never write angst)
Mirrors
(only on ao3)
One Click Away
(only on ao3)
Surprise Cupid
(only on ao3)
Can We?
What Did You Say?
Birthday
(a present to myself, only on ao3)
You’re a Mess, Potter
(only on ao3)

Drapple

Apple Skins & Nightmares
(hilarious crack fic, collab, only on ao3)

Dnf

The Boy in the Lighthouse
(only on ao3, multi chapter and in progress)

Uquiz

Age order, oldest first

Sorting Hat Quiz
Which Book Are You
Which Book, School Edition
Which Of My Family Members Are You
How Me Are You?
 [
2: electric boogaloo
] [
2022 edition
]
Song quiz [1] [2]
Survey quiz [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
Playlist quiz
Drarry fic rec - quiz style
Which Youtuber Should You Watch
What quiz should you make?
Dnf fic rec - quiz style (+ spreadsheet with all possible results
) [
part 2
]

Discord Servers

Uquiz
GHOSTS
- For those who want to make friends :]

Sideblogs

Overflow/backup/ari 2.0 - @philwithoutachil
The Magnus Archives - @thats-a-good-cow
Posts I want to look back at later, mostly resources that’ll be useful in the future - @ari-savesforlater
Tiktoks I enjoy - @tiktoks-tailored-to-me
Shitposts, personal posts, and a lot of me talking to no one in particular. Basically, the blog where I only have original posts with no reblogs allowed. If you’ve ever wanted to see pure, non-influenced Ari Thoughts, this is the place to go - @damnokaysuremhm

Added notes

• If you’d like to see posts where I’ve added something in the tags or reblogs or any of my original posts, search for the tag “#ari talks”
• When I see posts that I think could be triggering/contain upsetting content, I’ll add the appropriate tags to that post as “#cw [content]”. For example, if a post contains paintings and I decide paintings is a content worth warning against, I’ll add the tag “#cw paintings”.
• I will almost definitely miss the tags on content that is a common trigger and should have a warning! When this inevitably happens, please send me an ask or message me asking to add the tags to the post. If I’ve already added cw tags to a post, but you think I missed some, don’t hesitate to message me! Especially if the post has “#ask to tag” added.
• However, please keep in mind that this is my blog, so while I welcome tag requests, it is ultimately my decision whether or not to add tags to a post. If something I post often is upsetting to you, the easiest way to avoid it is by unfollowing me or adding the op to your url filters.
• I use the tag “#ari answers” for asks. If you sent an anon and I answered it while you were away from tumblr, you can also search for “#anon”
• I occasionally add spoiler tags, but I often don’t. For example, I typically won’t tag dream smp spoilers but I will do my best to tag passerine (the fanfic) spoilers. Any spoilers will be tagged as “#[thing] spoilers”, meaning “#passerine spoilers”
• my askbox is always open and anon is always on! You are more than welcome (encouraged even!) to send me asks about whatever, whenever!

This masterlist will be updated as new things are posted!

Pinned Post masterlist uquiz ari writes do not interact long post eh it's actually not that long rn ari talks LAST UPDATED: 11/11/2022
thegreenpea
oldmanlogan

can we talk about the ups strike can we PLEASE talk about the ups strike

oldmanlogan

a screenshot of a tweet from vox, reading: "A 10-day UPS strike would cost the economy more than $7 billion and be the costliest work stoppage in at least a century, according to a new study by Anderson Economic Group, which researches labor disruptions." below it is a link to vox's article, titled: "A UPS Strike? In This Economy?" the image attached to the link is of a picketer holding a brown, yellow, and white sign that is partially cropped. the sign reads: "JUST PRACTICING FOR A JUST CONTRACT" behind the man is a large inflatable pig, dressed as a capitalist/exec holding a bag marked with a $ in one hand-- hoof-- and strangling a figure dressed like a ups driver in the other.ALT
a screenshot of a tweet from @Left_Voice that reads: "A reminder that many UPS workers in New York, the country's most expensive city, earn just $15.50 an hour. You can't pursue your passions when you can barely make ends meet. #StrikeReady" the tweet quoted below it is from the official ups twitter, reading: "College? Cooking? Entrepreneurship? Our industry-leading pay & benefits allow our people to pursue their passions. From healthcare coverage, retirement pensions, tuition assistance... the list goes on. But, we'll let our people tell the story in their own words. ⬇" below that is a still from the video linked with ups' tweet, but it's been cropped.ALT
a screenshot of a tweet from @BenFredericks, reading: "As a fired UPS working still trying to get my job back, I stand in full solidarity with the righteous fight for a $25/hour minimum starting wage, particularly for warehouse workers who bust their asses in sweatshop conditions. #strike #Equality #25orStrike" the tweet quoted below is from @LuigiWMorris (who also tweeted the video of the practice picket from within the ups warehouse) reading, "UPS part-timers are ready to strike, and we are joined by other union and community members who are ready to stand in solidarity with us ✊🪧 @Teamsters @804_local" below is a group photo of members of Left Voice, the DSA and ALU, and the Teamsters. four people are holding up signs, two that are the same, reading: "JUST PRACTICING FOR A JUST WAGE" the man in the center holds a sign that reads: "$25/HOUR MIN OR STRIKE" on the right side of the group a person wearing a hat is holding a sign over their head that reads: "REINSTATE FIRED WORKER ACTIVISTS UNCONDITIONALLY"ALT
screenshot of a tweet that reads: "Love to see it 🪧 If UPS doesn’t meet our demands by August 1, it won't be practice anymore, and we will go on strike! Thanks for all the support and solidarity, we can hear and feel it from inside the warehouse. @Teamsters @Local804T" below it is a still from the video attached to the tweet, taken from inside the ups customer center and warehouse in canarsie, brooklyn, looking out onto the parking lot. a fence, the hood of a delivery truck, and a stoplight are partially obstructing the view of the 7/14/2023 practice picketALT

i know since writers and actors are already striking thats gonna take up most of the news space on social media but like. ups has until july 31st to meet the teamster's demands and if not then theyre going on the biggest strike against a single corporation since the early 1900s. the uaw (auto manufacturers union) contract is up this fall, and i believe the alu (amazon labor union) is as well. there's a huge possibility that they might strike as well, depending on how long the ups strike lasts.

im seeing a lot of talk about hollywood going down but i want to see more talk about labor rights and working class solidarity across the board... like A Lot of shit is about to go down

we're about to see a lot more propaganda by more than just hollywood, we're about to see a lot of bullshit political moves on local, state, and federal levels. dont fall for it. workers have power.

manywinged
prokopetz

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

xeansicemane

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

vexwerewolf

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thegreenpea
evilpsychologist

insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women

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traceofexistence

in my country, the word for crocheting, is used metaphorically, to compliment a surgeon’s work.

every AFAB person my mother’s age and older, had practiced this craft at one point on another.

My mom has made literal paintings, that decorate our house for years (I’ll come back with pictures when I visit next) you can only see that they are crocheting when you go very close.

traceofexistence

as promised here’s my mom’s crocheting “paintings”

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There is another one but it had been stored many years ago, (i remember it from my childhood) and sadly it is probably damaged by mold, it depicted wild horsed running in nature 

drogonea

@snazzy-hats-and-adhd

thegreenpea

@theleprechaunqueen you would really really love these crotchet art

big-urchin-energy
socialjusticeace

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

bumblebeerror

It’s also dumb because a few years back they made every post that uses any word ever show up when you search literally any word or phrase. Like bitch I don’t need to tag it, if I mention anything remotely close to it, it’ll be shoved into that search result anyways

glassbirdfeather

oh? do you want me to tag topically? you want me to use tags that you have explicitly chosen to not show up when searched?

those tags?

lilacandladybugs
justgirlythings: “Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls....
justgirlythings

Well… since a thread blew up on twitter about me being a lesbian I thought I’d officially just reintroduce myself to those of you who don’t know. My name’s Becky. I created this blog when I was 13 with the help of a few girls. Honestly, it was a joke that kind of blew up. Somehow I brought joy to girls and boys all across the world (”justgirlythings” but literally any man or woman could laugh/relate to this blog) and that’s all I really could’ve asked for when creating this. The above picture is me and my fiancée Chelsi. 


I’d like to thank you all for coming along on this journey with me for the past decade.